The problem of universals is sometimes called the problem within philosophy and for good reason. The consequences of one’s position concerning universals has rather significant consequences, though many such consequences are not immediately clear. One might argue – in fact, many have argued – that denial of universals leads to a most troubling skepticism, perhaps making knowledge impossible. This is what many claim was Plato’s primary reason for positing his heavenly realm of forms (universals); that is, to provide the necessary conditions for knowledge, rationality, and meaningful communication between beings like us. Here I am assuming background familiarity with this debate – I apologize for that. Let’s slow down a bit.